Well, that's new.

I think I might be the first person to get hate mail in ancient Minoan.

I especially appreciate the handy-dandy translations on the side. Never woulda known what they were without them. Thanks, White. If you're really here, I'm so gonna kill you. For real, this time.

So if this next "event" is about being prey and dinner at the same time... and there are claws....

No. No way in hell am I dealing with cannibalistic mutants or some weird shit like that. My life is enough like a sci-fi movie.